If you want some traditional gift ideas based on your relationship or crush status, we have a few suggestions . But if you really want to make someone blush, here are some presents that’ll do it. (They’re not particularly safe for work, but click anyway. Worth it!)

• Hmmm. BJ or cup of coffee? Someone could think of you and ponder that question every day with this mug . Or maybe you know someone who needs a tea cozy with the words Je T’aime on it. (Or Horny .) KnotworkShop has sayings so funny they’ll make you spit out your café au lait.
• Make your point in a big way and give a wall decal that reads Always kiss me goodnight . (For over the bed.) Vinyl Express has that for you.
• Naked chores. Tongue baths. Kink. These love and sex coupons are a gift they’ll want to start cashing in immediately. From FlytrapOne.
• Know someone who has trouble breaking the ice? Help them out with a pillow that says Let’s Make Out from Alexandra Ferguson .
• We’re sure this Zombie Girl Sex Kitten necklace is the perfect gift for somebody. Handmade by SweetHeartSinner Creations .
• Looking for a cross-stitched friendship bracelet that says Sex Kitten ? We found one from Snarky Little Stitcher .
• More stitchery! Because who wouldn’t want a wall hanging that says Lets get naked and make history . Courtesy of My Needle Habit .
• Finally. A gift for everyone who has a hard time saying, “ I love the shit out of you .” The Big Harumph features hand-printed letterpress and linocut art with cheeky sentiments.

And while you’re shopping around for everyone else, why not give yourself a little something in the form of the most effective birth control available .

XOXO,
Bedsider

P.S. Don’t forget to use our appointment reminders in 2013. We’ll get you there on time!