He gets most of the attention while she’s usually in the background baking cookies , pouring cocoa, and mending his famous red suit. But don’t be fooled by her sweet demeanor. Vixen was named after Mrs. Claus , if you know what we mean. Here’s how she heats things up this time of year.

• His north pole. Researchers say 1 out of 7 senior men use Viagra or other substances to improve sex. Not Santa. He and Mrs. Claus are among the 26% of people between age 75 and 85 who still have hot sex .
• Santa’s little helper. Yep, it’s a sex toy. It wouldn’t surprise us if Mrs. Claus found the Sweet Cakes Cupcake vibrator under the tree this year.
• Nutcracker. No marriage is easy, but being married to Santa has its special challenges. Maybe this is why she has to be a nutcracker sometimes: Santa is a Jerk .
• Have you tried The Stocking Stuffer? Snow Angel? Milk and Cookies? She may or may not have contributed to this article on Christmas sex positions .
• The Peppermint Stick. Not a sex position! This one is a holiday cocktail. Mrs. Claus has tried the 12 cocktails of Christmas and she recommends the Christmas Cookie .

Whatever you celebrate, we hope you are having fun this holiday season. And if that fun includes sex, we hope you’re enjoying your birth control .

Ho ho ho,
Bedsider

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