Whether you’re mending a broken heart or falling head over heels , sometimes a few wise words can go a long way. With that in mind, we’ve spiffed up some of our favorite sayings to make you smile or get you in the mood. Just in time for the long weekend.

You are double-extra-deluxe-sundae-on-a-Monday special. Anyone who doesn’t see that doesn’t deserve you.

Ever become interested in someone after realizing they have the hots for you? Seems you’re not the only one. (We can relate, and so can Mindy.)

It’s no coincidence that food metaphors are popular for talking about sex—these two glorious things are totally linked . (BTW, if you love food and sex, we have a hunch that you’ll also love our aphrodisiac recipes .)

Life is definitely a little weird—but sometimes it’s weird in such a good way. (Like an I-can’t-believe-this-is-my-life way.) And when we meet people whose weirdness matches ours, it’s even better.

A flirty, swirly kiss with lots o’ tongue. A quick peck on the forehead as you head out the door. Or a luxuriously long, “Why, hello there” kiss. Kissing can communicate so much, and there are so many wonderful ways to do it .

We know there are a bajillion other swoon-worthy quotes about love and sex. Tell us your favorites in the comments.

Wishing you a scrumptious weekend,
Bedsider

P.S. If an end-of-summer hookup might be on the menu, here are some tips to make it safer and smarter .