Need a Smitten Kitten mug cozy ? Even though that’s from last year’s more-naughty-than-nice gift guide , we still love everything that KnotworkShop creates. But this year we’ve got new suggestions for you. Read on if you want to give something cheeky this holiday season.

• If only you could giftwrap an orgasm. Oh wait. You can . Babeland sells his and her versions of their Orgasm In A Box kit.

• Heat things up in bed or the kitchen. Hot Sex: Over 200 Things You Can Try Tonight! will take care of boredom in the bedroom and The New InterCourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook will show you how to use food to get in the mood.

• Like spooning? Go literal and give them a vintage silver-plated coffee spoon, hand stamped with the words you are so loved or you + me = AWESOME . From Milk & Honey .

• Eat more bacon. Have more sex. Now, that’s what you say to someone you really care about—and hell yes it should be sewn onto pillows. From Sew English .

• Give them a romantic language lesson with this bold, contemporary, typographical Love Around The World print that says love in eight languages. Or frame one that says Mon Coeur Est A Toi (My Heart Is Yours in French). From the Love Shop .

• You know that thing your partner really, really likes in bed? Give it to them in the form of a kinky love token that they can cash in whenever they desire. From Give Love Tokens . Or give them these Tonight I’m going to… post-it notes so they can let you know when they are going to do something sexy for you. Made by Flytrap .

• Like them stiff? (We’re talking shirt collars.) Give a pair of Stay Stiff brass collar stays for the ultimate double-entendre.

• Have they got a thing for your backside? Celebrate it with this I like big butts and I cannot lie coffee cup by kngo. Or for those captivated by breasts, there are these vintage pinup girl cuff links made by Pink Burlesque . Dandan Designs has some equally awesome retro pinup girl (and horror movie ) cuff links.

In the stage of a relationship where you’re not sure what to give? We’ve tackled that too . And while we’re on the subject of giving, make sure you give yourself the gift of super effective birth control .

Hope you get lots of presents,
Bedsider

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