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April Horoscopes: Ready for a romantic spring fling?
Put down the chocolate bunnies and peanut butter eggs. (What? Just us?) It’s time to see what April has in store for you. Aries You’re getting noticed at work or school. You’ve got a clear vision and you’re making hard projects look easy. You might even be earning more money. So why are you feeling […]
March horoscopes: It’s spring…time to go at it like bunnies
March is the first month of spring and it holds so much promise—but it still needs time to warm up. (Funny…that could describe our sex life sometimes.) Read on to see what it has in store for you. Pisces Want to get lost in a new book? Craving a crush—or some hot sex—to distract you? […]
February horoscopes: Start flirting now
Valentine’s Day is approaching. Chinese New Year is almost here. We even get a three-day weekend for President’s Day. February looks good from where we’re sitting, so read on and get ready for an excellent month. Aquarius Exploration. Expansion. You’re going big in February. You may find yourself less interested in monogamy and more drawn […]
January extended horoscopes: Your 2015 sneak preview is here!
In the coming year, we wish you more. More of what you hope for. More of what you need. More love, luck, health, happiness, courage, excitement, sass, and sex. We want you to enjoy your birth control and the peace of mind that comes with it. And we want you to squeeze more out of […]
December horoscopes: The party is just getting started
One month to go and then it’s bye-bye 2014. What does the end of the year hold for you? From adventurous sex— and going on birth control that can handle it —to sticking up for yourself with increased confidence, here are some of the things that might come up during the next few weeks. Sagittarius […]
November horoscopes: It’s going to be a juicy month (and OMG the sex)
The days may be getting colder, but according to our astrologer, things are heating up. Read on to find out what November looks like for your sign and if you have questions, post a comment with your date of birth and we’ll look into it for you. Scorpio You’re magnetic, irresistible, and charming the pants […]
October horoscopes: It’s going to be a bewitching month
There are 31 days in October and every single one of them has the potential to be the best day of the year. Read on to find out where you might have the most opportunities (or the most drama). Then get ready to make Halloween a thriller . Libra Come Halloween, you’re going to be […]
September horoscopes: We see a lot of sex in your future
What does September have in store for your love life? Plenty. How do we know that? We asked a dear friend/kickass astrologer to craft a series of horoscopes specially made for Bedsider. Virgo Painting. Writing. Music. September is all about expressing yourself, Virgo. You might be tempted to channel that into your work or school, […]
