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February 2021 horoscopes: Taking the bad with the good
We’re officially in the swing of 2021, and while it’s off to a rocky start, there have definitely been some bright spots too. And February will be no different—plenty of ups to get us through the downs. Read on to find out more. Aquarius January 20th – February 18th As far as you’re concerned, the […]
Your 2021 horoscopes: This year will be better
Well, friends, we made it. It will never be 2020 again, and we’ve gotta say, we’re not sorry to see it go! While we are entering 2021 carrying the weight of all that’s come before, expect this year to be much lighter overall. Read on to find out what’s in store for your sign in […]
December 2020 horoscopes: We made it
We’ve officially kicked off what promises to be a very unusual holiday season. Fortunately we’re with Mariah, in that we don’t want a lot for Christmas (or Hanukkah, or any other holiday)–all we want is youuuuuuuuu, baaaaby. Or, you know, whomever. So read on to find out your love forecast for December. Sagittarius November 22nd […]
November 2020 horoscopes: It’s Scorpio szn, bitches!
We wish this horoscope could predict the results of next week’s election, but hey, we’re not that powerful. Instead, we’ll give you the heads-up you need to make the most of your sex life this month. Scorpio October 23rd – November 21st You may feel a dark cloud finally lifting between you and your love […]
October 2020 horoscopes: More trick than treat, as per usual
These are dark times we’re living in, and many of us have experienced our mental health taking a hit. It makes sense then that our most intimate relationships would also be feeling some strain. Read on to find out what October holds for your partnership(s), but keep in mind that we hold the power to […]
September 2020 horoscopes: Dating in a pandemic
With fall just around the corner, we’re putting some time and effort into doing a little bit of nesting. For some of us, this month, that will mean putting ourselves out there to try to find a partner or partners to let into our pandemic pod. Read on to find out what this will look […]
August 2020 horoscopes: Feel the heat
We all respond differently to stress. Some of us shut down sexually , while others feel a strong desire for connection. The last thing any of us needs is to be more stressed than we already were about where we fall on this spectrum. However your sex drive is responding to the state of things […]
July 2020 horoscopes: Doing it all for love
With all the stress and intensity of the last few months, it makes sense that we’d seek love and connection to both soothe and stimulate us. Read on to find out what your love life has in store for you in July. Cancer June 21st – July 22nd Though you’re a water sign, you can […]
June 2020 horoscopes: Venus retrograde is upon us
We’re not going to lie: Venus is in retrograde this month, and we’re all going to feel it. The good news is that this only comes around once every year and a half. The bad news is that Venus retrograde is notorious for causing tumult in our love lives. Read on to find out what […]
May 2020 horoscopes: Sex and intimacy in uncertain times
With all the chaos and uncertainty swirling around right now (not to mention boredom, fear, sadness, and every other possible feeling), you may find yourself feeling dramatic changes in your sexual desires. Some people are experiencing higher-than-ever levels of desire, while others are finding themselves totally shut down sexually, and still others may be swinging […]
