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Should you join the mile high club this holiday season?
It’s basically Halloween, which means it’s basically Thanksgiving, which means it’s basically New Year’s, which means, for some of us anyway, impending holiday travel. We’re not going to lie, the prospect of eating pie and whipped cream in a 1:2 ratio off a paper plate while watching Home Alone is enough to get us through […]
Monkey business: Duck anatomy
Duckies. You know those cute, quacking, let’s-feed-them-down-by-the-pond ducks? Well, they are one of the few kinds of bird with actual penises and they kind of give new meaning to monster wang . Harlequin ducks have a straight snub-tipped penis. Mallards have ones that are shaped like a corkscrew. And the Argentine lake duck’s penis is […]
Where the wild things get it on (and on and on)
Sometimes, when your sex life is really compatible and enjoyable—and you’re loving your partner and your birth control —you want the sex to last and last. But that might be too much of a good thing, as in the case of a tiny marsupial species in Australia that has so much sex it literally disintegrates. […]
The animal kingdom’s Mr. Big
Blue whales. Hippos. Rhinos. Polar bears. These are some of the largest species on the planet. The list also includes elephants, of course. So, how does that translate into the size of their sexual organs? Well, the average Blue Whale penis is between eight and ten feet long. And an erect elephant penis can weigh […]
